May 2012
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April 30th, you know what that means...
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April 2012
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porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
Messing around with tumblr and found this out
heyfunniest:
AND
AND GO HERE.
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Watchlt-alenko:
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the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
O-oh lord. Brilliant.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
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Watchconsultingcumberbitch:
bendy-dickcumonmybaps:
spatsula:
autopsyturvy:
I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T.
FGLJAHDBKJLDGDBGDSKBH LMGDKNAHJIB I CANT”: EITHERRF
NOOO IT’S NAWT! XDDDDDDDDDDD
LKAJSDLKFJIOWETROI@W#TU @M
I feel bad for finding this so funny, poor John, but COME ON. asdfghkjl
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mostly10:
ohbrotherofmine:
I wonder if Sam went down on Ruby whenever she got her period.
Obscure questions. I LIKE THESE.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
ASK THEM RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD BITCH I'LL DIE
please!?
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y = -(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10
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equation of the curve of jensen ackles’ ass.
Yeah, I definitely need this on my blog again.
my religious views on facebook explained.
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penis: ba-gels: ok lets see if that thing with... →
ba-gels:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not…
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sneakylittlefoxface:
March 2012
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